“Qui comandano i gatti. Noi paghiamo solo il mutuo.” (The cats are in charge here. We just pay the mortgage.) - Doormat of Truth

“Qui comandano i gatti. Noi paghiamo solo il mutuo.” (The cats are in charge here. We just pay the mortgage.) - Doormat of Truth

€32,90 €39,90VAT included

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  • Pay in 3 interest-free installments with Klarna
  • Handmade in our workshop in San Vito dei Normanni
  • A real person replies, on WhatsApp too
  • Production1–5 business days
  • Shippingfrom €4.90 · free over €129
  • Power supplyUSB 5 V
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"Qui comandano i gatti. Noi paghiamo solo il mutuo." (The cats are in charge here. We just pay the mortgage.) Doormat – The Feline Monarchy.

In every home inhabited by a feline, there's only one certainty: humans are just the service staff. This Doormat of Truth isn't a joke, it's an official declaration of household status that makes the domestic hierarchy clear from the start: "Qui comandano i gatti. Noi paghiamo solo il mutuo."

Perfect for warning guests that they might find hair on their clothes (it's "feline glitter") or that they'll have to ask the real master of the house for permission before sitting on the couch. It's the ultimate gift idea for the cat lady or cat guy in your life, or for you, who have accepted your role as a mere kibble sponsor.

While your cat judges visitors from on high, the doormat does the dirty work down on the ground: made of sturdy natural coir (great for wiping shoes, and let's hope Her Majesty doesn't mistake it for a giant scratching post), with a laser engraving that stays carved in over time, just like your kitty's ego.

Technical and Artisan Details Every piece is crafted with artisan care in our workshop, ensuring extreme precision in the details thanks to laser technology.

  • Material: High-quality natural coir with a non-slip backing for maximum stability.

  • Mat Size: 60x40 cm (an ideal standard size for any front door).

  • Personalization Area: Crisp, durable laser engraving over a maximum area of 50x30 cm.

  • Technique: High-precision laser engraving that burns the natural fibers, creating a dark, elegant, wear-resistant contrast.

  • Shipping: Free throughout Italy. Standard in the EU

Material & Care

PLA, a plant-based bioplastic made from corn starch and industrially compostable. Indoor use only, or in spots sheltered from sun and rain; for outdoor pieces we use PETG on request. Clean with a soft cloth.

Shipping

We make each piece to order in 1–5 business days. We ship throughout Italy via tracked courier: from €4.90, free over €129. For now, we do not ship internationally.

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