"If I were you, I would leave (far away)" - Doormat of truth

"If I Were You, I'd Leave (Far Away)" Doormat – Friendly Advice (From the friend you don't want to meet).

Sometimes the best welcome is an honest warning. This Doormat of Truth doesn't beat around the bush, but offers a valuable and life-saving suggestion to anyone about to reach for the doorbell: "If I were you, I'd leave (far away)".

It's the ultimate accessory for the professional misanthrope or for those who want to spare potential guests the embarrassment of a host who is definitely not in the mood for small talk. It’s not rudeness, it’s a public service: a polite but firm invitation to make a U-turn and try again another day... or better yet, another year.

The message is sharp, but the construction is solid: premium natural coir to clean the soles of those running away, and a deep laser engraving that doesn’t fear the wear and tear of time (nor that of your patience).

Technical and Craftsmanship Details Each piece is handcrafted with care in our workshop, ensuring extreme precision in detail thanks to laser technology.

• Material: High-quality natural coir with a non-slip backing for maximum stability.

• Mat Dimensions: 60x40 cm (standard size ideal for any entrance door).

• Personalization Area: Sharp and durable laser engraving on a maximum area of 50x30 cm.

• Technique: High-precision laser engraving that burns the natural fibers, creating a dark, elegant, and wear-resistant contrast.

• Shipping: Free throughout Italy. Standard in EU